Alle klubber har desværre sådan nogle tosser. Og desværre går det rigtig tit udover alle de andre fornuftige fans som gerne vil have det sjovt og støtte deres hold.
Danny Welbeck @WelBeast 23h23 hours ago
Every top club has a mid table team they struggle against:
Man United= Southampton
Liverpool= Palace
Man City= Sunderland
Arsenal= Chelsea
Take away his goals, you’re left with his assists. Take away his assists, you’re left with his dribbles. Take away his dribbles, and you’re left with his key passes.. And most of the time, you get all of it together in 90 minutes. Lionel Messi.
agens Uhyrlig Van Gaal Out-statistik.
Af Englands 92 ligaklubber er Utd det hold m færrest afslutninger på mål på hjemmebane
Take away his goals, you’re left with his assists. Take away his assists, you’re left with his dribbles. Take away his dribbles, and you’re left with his key passes.. And most of the time, you get all of it together in 90 minutes. Lionel Messi.
Louis van Gaal DIDN'T offer to resign following United's shambolic Old Trafford defeat against Southampton on Saturday.
The Dutchman did tender his resignation during the Reds' dismal December when they were knocked out of the Champions League and lost three Premier League matches on the trot.
Executive vice chairman Ed Woodward backed Van Gaal last month but the 1-0 home loss against the Saints, when United registered just one shot on goal, sparked new reports that the 64-year-old once again told the club he was prepared to quit.
An Englishman and a Dutchman walk into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Dutchman says "I cannot do my job any more, and must resign." The Englishman hides in the toilet.
What do you call a man with a resignation in his hand?
Louis van Gaal.
And what do you call a man without a resignation in his hand?
Ed Woodward.
How many Ed Woodwards does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, one to negotiate a deal with a preferred lightbulb partner, and none to accept Louis van Gaal's resignation.