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Exclusive! What Alexis Sanchez Learnt From His Teammates!

What Ibi Afellay told me: Chut da bol to Valdes. DA BOL to Valdes. Chut.

What Pique told me:
(1) When you get off the car, it’s usually a good idea to close the door. Especially if there’s a possibility that a bus could ram into it.
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What Villa told me:
(1) Sometimes, on the field, you have to make tough decisions. Like emo hair and being onside, or spiky hair and being offside.
(2) Oh, and no offside jokes in my presence. I’m sick of them. Really.
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What Busi told me:
(1) No peek-a-boo jokes either. They are so not funny.
(2) You know when Pep told you “someone should mark Busi when we’re defending corners?” He didn’t really mean it. Okay I might’ve scored an own goal or two. And almost given away a penalty kick or two. And knocked a ball or two right in the path of a rival player. But I don’t think he really meant it. Wait…did he?

What Xavi told me:
(1) It is our moral duty to fight anti-football.
(2) In the end, football justice shall prevail. The superior team will win a lot of shiny pots.
(3) Never let a yellow card get in the way of telling a referee what you really feel.

What Masche told me:
(1) But don’t get particularly chatty after a yellow card though, especially in the tunnel. Red cards aren’t funny. Especially if you have to explain them later to your coach.
(2) Be confident in your goal-scoring abilities. MascheGol will happen. Believe.

What Messi told me:
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(2) Just because you never get penalty kicks in your favor, don’t assume the referee is not really watching you. They can spot handballs allright.
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What Iniesta told me:
(1) As founding member of Post Match Pant-less Photo Society, you know where to come if you want one such photo of yours preserved for posterity.
(2) Don’t forget to turn translucent before you walk through defenders. It hurts otherwise.
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What Dani told me:
(1) Practice sessions are tough. There’s maximum competition for the Powerade cooler. Be sure to get there first.
(2) “Aim for the sky” Pep always tells me. I try to follow his advice while taking free kicks.

What Cesc told me:
(1) When in doubt…just sleep it off.
(2) Don’t joke with Pep in the middle of a game. Unless you enjoy being shaken by the neck.
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ladislau skrev:Var jeg slet ikke klar over han havde udtalt, hvornår var det?

Derudover, selvom spillerne ikke skal peake nu, så har den træthed, som spillerne har vist de sidste to måneder, vel manet doping spekulationerne i jorden.

Visca El Barca skrev:Franskmændene er jo også overbevist om, at Spaniens dominans i fodboldens verden skyldes doping!

Visca El Barca skrev:Det har han heller ikke.

Visca El Barca skrev:Det er vigtigt at slå fast, det var en fransk avis. Franskmændene er jo også overbevist om, at Spaniens dominans i fodboldens verden skyldes doping!

JonasV skrev:

Visca El Barca skrev:Franskmændene er jo også overbevist om, at Spaniens dominans i fodboldens verden skyldes doping!

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Instead of reforming the Camp Nou, Barcelona are considering to build a new stadium. The board will analyze the issue later this month. [md]

zqa skrev:Jeg er all-in på Burger King Stadium!

Barcelona sources deny the club plans to build another stadium or sell the Camp Nou grounds and say the board never discussed this.

Toni Freixa (director, spokesman board): "Will the Camp Nou disappear? Not at all, there's no truth in those rumours.

Barcelona don't have any plans to change the name of the Camp Nou and to name it after a sponsor. [

note: the person who'll have to judge a possible complaint against pique is a 85-year old ex-member of real madrid #fcblive


Sanchez Arminio (head referees): "Pique saying his red was premeditated is very bad. We'll lodge a complaint to the federation." [rne]